In our paper's classified ads today, under lost/strayed....is the following ad
Lost puppy
IN Target
Va Bch, Indep.
2 lbs. Black with brown markings.
Looks like a yorkie and
sick 
Call XXX-XXXX
WTH?!?!? Did they sit puppy on a shelf while they were looking at something else?!?!?
Did someone puppynap puppy from the cart?!?!
And if puppy's sick WTH was it doing IN Target?!?
Are these people even smart enough to
own a dog???? Wonders no cease.....
So unreal I offer proof...here's a link to the classifieds....it wouldn't let me cut and paste just that one ad. It's highlighted in yellow though....
http://epilot2.hamptonroads.com/Defa...true&AppName=1