Well, I dunno what her dot so mad about.
We wuz havin lots o fun. She wuz vaccumin (I ain't stared ub dat ol vaccume cweener!),
an I wuz followin her around,
and she hadn't eben begun to mop yet, and I had to go potty, but we wuz too busy cweenin and I couldn't get her attenchin, so I just pee peed on the floor right by her footy! OH NO! She dot mad and she say "Wosie NO NO, pee pee OUTDOORS", and she take me outdoors but that's dum cuz I aweady pee peed, what she fink I gonna do now?
So anyways, I fink my Momma needs a bweak, so can you det you Daddy and you Momma to bring you on dere motorbike and come det me? I am aweady dwessed in my weathers, and I can wait fo you on de back deck. So COME twick, OK my cute widdle boyfwen??
