haha! that's hysterical!!
Here's something....I slept over my friends house this weekend and in the morning for breakfast, her uncle (who is the Seargent (sp) in our town) came over. He was telling us how that morning he had just gotten on the road and some lady called hysterical saying that there were body parts in front of her house. They went flying over there. It turns out a cat or something had killed a squirrel or a rabbit and left the pieces laying around the yard. They told her it was just an animal and she was like, "but it looks like a human!!"