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bosslady · 03-27-2006, 01:15 PM

I used to work in a Doctor's office also. We used to get some really good ones and also some of the things the patients would say to us, for instance:

One of my favorites was when women would come in for their Pap smear and would have on panty hose. (this was when women actually wore pantyhose all the time)

I would say. "It's time for your pap smear. We need to have you undress and get you up in the stirrups" You wouldn't believe how many women would say. "DO I NEED TO TAKE MY PANTY HOSE OFF"? Some would even ask if they had to take their underpants off.

I always wanted to reply with, "no, we'll just take these sissors and cut a hole in the crotch." HERE"S YOUR SIGN!

03-27-2006, 01:15 PM	#8
bosslady Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Kansas Posts: 223	I used to work in a Doctor's office also. We used to get some really good ones and also some of the things the patients would say to us, for instance: One of my favorites was when women would come in for their Pap smear and would have on panty hose. (this was when women actually wore pantyhose all the time) I would say. "It's time for your pap smear. We need to have you undress and get you up in the stirrups" You wouldn't believe how many women would say. "DO I NEED TO TAKE MY PANTY HOSE OFF"? Some would even ask if they had to take their underpants off. I always wanted to reply with, "no, we'll just take these sissors and cut a hole in the crotch." HERE"S YOUR SIGN!