Ok lets begin:
How many pets do you have?
One. Baby Stewie
What breed are they?
Yorkshire Terrier
What is your yorkie's name?
Stewart Finnegan XVII of Yorkshire
Is your yorkie a boy or a girl?
a manly MAN
When is your yorkies birthday?
October 27, 2004 - Scorpio
(optional)What is your yorkie's registered name?
See above
Do you have kids?
Not yet.
How many?
What state do you have in?
Illinois
(optioal)What is your favorite college football team?
Northwestern
What does your yorkie like to do when you're gone?
Sleep & miss his mommy
What is your yorkie's favorite food?
Though I hate it, Eukanuba small breed puppy
What is your favorite color?
pink or green
What is your favorite food?
Mexican or Chinese
What time does your yorkie go to bed?
10:30
What time does he wake up?
whenever I do.
What time do you go to bed?
11 during the week, late on weekends
What time do you wake up?
6AM during the week, late on weekends 
Do yuo eat breakfast?
sometimes
What is your favorite movie?
Right now, it's Fever Pitch. Sexxxy Bostonians 
What is your favorite tv show?
I guess that would have to be Sex & the City or Seinfeld (what's with me and my infatuation w/ eastcoasters?)
What type of music do you like?
indie rock
What is your yorkie's favorite clothes?
He loves his sports shirts from www.barkindogclothes.com
What kind of clothes do you like?
I like to wear jeans & a cute shirt w/ matching jewelry
Where would you go in the whole wide world?
I'm planning a trip to Boston right now. I would like to go somewhere tropical in the near future.
Where would you retire?
Haven't thought of that yet.