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Originally Posted by Cookie2

My sister sent me these Actual 9-1-1 calls. I almost cried laughing so hard lol

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?

Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone
doesn't have an eleven on it.

Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.

Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one.

Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same
thing.

Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.



Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?

Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the
brown house on the corner.

Dispatcher: Do you have an address?

Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?




Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?

Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only
two minutes apart!

Dispatcher: Is this her first child?

Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!



And the winner is..........



Dispatcher: 9-1-1

Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of
breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.

Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?

Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.

Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?

Caller: No.

Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble
breathing?

Caller: Running from the Police



DON'T LAUGH TOO HARD, THEY'RE OUT THERE!




Genie,Cookie & Lola

These are great. Some people.