[abbie's mom]

What NOT to do when one finds a Yorkie attached to one's nose:

PULL AWAY!

OK, so there I was, minding my own business - sleeping on the pad beside my daughter on the floor - when along comes miss ENERGIZER YORKIE and bites my nose! It hurt so bad, I naturally pulled away. Now I have a rip the size of the Grand Canyon (well, maybe not THAT deep - but it feels like it!), and will have a scar to ever remember that day! Good thing my aim was hampered by the seering pain, because I'd probably have knocked her across the room if I'd connected.

Guess we'll see now, if that Mederma really works?