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Taken from a FB post.


A German Shepherd, Labrador and a Yorkie all died and are standing in front of God.
God asks all three of them what they believe in.
The German Shepherd replies: "I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my owner."
"Good," says God, "take a seat on my left side."
"Labrador, what do you believe in?" Asks God.
The Labrador answers: "I believe in fun, play, and loving my owner."
"Ah," God said, "You can come sit at my right side."
Then he looks at the Yorkie: "And how about you?"
The Yorkie hops up on the throne, curls up in a little ball and says, "I believe you're in my seat!"