That is so funny.
I don’t suppose you’ve heard of Mike Harding. He’s one of our Lancashire comedians (Northern England). He made a recording about the language differences which is very funny. It’s off one of his CDs but you can download it on Amazon, it’s called A Limey in New York.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/A-Limey-In-...8924886&sr=8-1