Mommies get weal sewious when it tums to ouw haiw, don't day.
Otay dis is what ya do. Fiwst get de scissows and eiffer hide dem or eat um. Then when her chases you wun weal fast and hide undew her bed in da middow so no mattew what way her goes her can't weach you. Then find dows wats and det them outta deer befowe her goes nuts and cuts aww youw haiw off. They do dat sometimes, I don't fink day know when to stop.
Gowd wuck and in da meantime I will tawk to my mommy and see if we can't come wescue you.
Wove,
Wexi |