Dis is Weugea
. Mama sayz you betta pway foo me and I betta fine out bout buu (burr) haretutz. She sayz dat if I don quit wigglin shez gonna gib me won. I dot a baff and Mama wuz bwushin me out. She foun bad watz (rats)on da top uf my head!!!
Will I be otay? She wooked and wooked twying to det dem out. I tink dat if Mama said bad wods she wood hab said dem. She wooked weal mean and mad.
Any wayz she said Iz gonna det a buu haretut!!! She sayz it'll be weal showt on top. I don no if she meanz it or not doe. She awso got dem szzors an cut some fur by my weg!! I shook an shook. I tot she was goin affer ovver parts. She dinnt doe just annudder wat. Whew!!
You no, I wooked and wooked for dem ratz. I mite wike to pway wiff dem. Pweese, pweese, pweese pway dat Mama don gib me a buu harecut! And pway dat I fin dos wats so we tan pway!! Tank you!! (Tood someone tum by my house and see iff I dot a bald pot on top of my head fum my mama bwushing me?
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