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Old 06-17-2018, 08:24 AM   #6
chattiesmom
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Oh my! You simply misunderstand the one of the greatest joys of being owned by a yorkie. Here are the Yorkie Rules of the house. There are a plethora of versions and out there so although I can't give credit the original author, I do thank them


1) If I saw it first, it’s mine
2) If it is in my mouth, it’s mine
3) If I can take it away from you, it’s mine
4) If it looks like it is mine, it’s mine
5) It I had it a little while ago it’s mine
6) I you had it and put it down, it’s mine
7) If I chew it up, all the pieces are mine
8) If it used to be yours, it’s mine – get over it
9) If it's broken, it's yours
10) In all cases of dispute, I win

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