I was walking down the street & I see this guy with a dog.
He says you wants to buy the dog for $100?
I says, well maybe, whats with the dog.
And he tells me the dog can talk, that I should ask the dog questions.
And I do.
I says, whats your name. He says Ralph.
I asked what he does, and he goes into a long story of how
he does painting & construction, tutors people in math,
helps with taxes at the begining of the year.
So I ask the man, "why are you only asking $100?
He say, listen to all those lies. I just want to get rid of him!
