My mom gets home from work at midnight. Well, she drives up and starts honking the horn. I go outside, and to my AMAZEMENT, there's a huge @ss dog crate hanging out of her trunk. It literally looked like it can fit 2 Saint Bernards. It's filthy, covered in mud, etc.. I asked her 'Where in the world did you get this?' She told me "Oh, I was just shopping around in the neighbor's trash." I asked her who was going to use the crate since, they have 2 little dogs and my sister's pit would get lost in there, and she said "Oh, it's going to be Torch's (miniature pinscher) condo during the summertime."
Oh, how I love my parents!