Wewl guys I had a tawk wif mommy wast night and her will be vewy sad if Towi weft and her sad I would be too. I don't want my mommy sad so I guess I can't give her away. But her still gets on my newvous.
Dis mowning her is being a dowd giwl and eben kissed me wif owt puwwing on my pony taiws.
As wong as her knows I'm da boss we wiwl be awwite.
Hey maybe mommy wiwl wet her come visit you aww. Den I will get a bwake and mommy wont be sad dat I gave her away.