[JadeD]

Originally Posted by whiteyorkie

10 reasons to have a dog instead of a spouse


10-The later you are, the more excited your dog is to to see you.

Mine hate when I am late coming home from work, they can tell time.


9-Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

Mine notice if I call them by a siblings name and then pout.
8-Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
Only if it is food

7-A dog's parents never visit.
Actually mine see their parents a few times a year.

6-Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

Mine hate when I raise my voice and run and hide.
5-Dogs find it amusing when you're drunk.
No idea on this as I have never been drunk.

4-A dog will not wake you up to ask, "if I die would you get another dog?"

I think that is exactly why mine wake me up in the middle of the night to snuggle closer.
3-Dogs like to go fishing & hunting.
Maybe this one... I don't hunt or fish so I don't know for sure, but probably mine would like it.

2-If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they find it interesting.
Mine get mad, very mad.

1-If your dog leaves, they won't take half your stuff!
Not sure about that one either, I think mine would file for half my stuff
~taken from a while your wait joke flyer

My dogs don't know they are dogs. They think they are my children. lol