Yesterday my Gwamma told eberyone about how her could not catch me to put me in da cwate. It was pwetty funny how her and Megan was wunning all ober da house and twying to gib me tweats. But I is way too smart for dem. I hided under da couch where dey could not weach. Den day had to weave, so I had da house all to myself!!!!! Wusty was in da basement because he keeps jumping into da big window and he bwoke twee bwinds in a month! Anyway, Gwamma told a lie. Her said I would make a big mess in da house. (And I saw how many of you YT peoples taught so too, shame on you!) Well, when Gwampa came home I was asweep in da window wike a wittle angel. He wooked all ober and could not find any bad stuffs. He talled me a good boy and took me for a extra wong walk!! When he told Gwamma, her did not believe it. I did not do anyting bad. I did not even go potty in da house! Dat is amazing coz I ALWAYS go potty in da house. (It is just so much easier than going outside. And warmer too) So Gwamma was berry pwoud of her Tucka! (Don't tell her I did chase da cats and eat der food, her doesn't know dat part). Anyway, I tink eberyone should thwow out der cwates and wet us doggies be fwee! Of course, her put me in da cwate today, what is up wit dat? Wuv, Tucker
