 joke time
10 reasons to have a dog instead of a spouse
10-The later you are, the more excited your dog is to to see you.
9-Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
8-Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
7-A dog's parents never visit.
6-Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
5-Dogs find it amusing when you're drunk.
4-A dog will not wake you up to ask, "if I die would you get another dog?"
3-Dogs like to go fishing & hunting.
2-If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they find it interesting.
1-If your dog leaves, they won't take half your stuff!
~taken from a while your wait joke flyer |