I got a story
Years back, I bought a lottery ticket. Next day, I'm in the grocery store I pick up a paper and some other items. I also picked up a printout of the numbers drawn . I go home and was reading the paper. I stumble across the numbers in the paper. I take out a folded what I thought was my lottery ticket. Well, I look at the numbers and I look at the ticket. They all match. So, I'm calling people telling them I won. I thought I should go down to the local gas station to see if anyone else had won. I asked the cashier how many matched all six numbers . She said no one did. I whipped out the folded printout of my wallet and said oh yeah what about this. She took a look at it and said, there were ten more on the counter. Needless to say, I never went back in there when she was working.
Good thing, I didn't go to work Monday and peed on my bosses desk either
