#1: Oprah Winfrey (because she just loves herself enough for everyone)
#2: Tom Cruise (because I read up on the Scientology thing and it's too ridiculous for
words, not to mention the fact that he is such a jerk)
#3: Paris Hilton (because she's the most superficial person EVER to walk this earth)
#4: King Kong (because a 200 foot tall ape is a little scary) |