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Originally Posted by Maximo

As for surgery, I would tell the oncologist and plastics doc to do whatever they want, as long they add a few procedures and make me look awesome like Cindy Crawford or Christie Brinkley head to toe. That's just me. May as well make the most of the trip to the OR. Kidding!

Originally Posted by Maximo

I'm turning another year older next week. It hurt that the young man who helped me renew my license at the DMV had never heard of Cindy or Christie. At least he knew Gisele Bundchen. Maybe I would ask for the Gisele.

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