[Claire]

"I'm, like, totaly in love with the quarterback"
"u-huh"
"He's like totaly cool"
"u-huh"
"Totaly, like, totaly my soulmate"
"U-huh"
"Hey chipper chearleader. did you see me score"
"Like Hi quarterback-dog, like, that was so rad"
"someone shoot me"