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buddybear · 09-18-2016, 06:32 PM

Dearest Your High and Mighty Exalted ones of the Teapot and Secret Society...
My Name is Buddybear
I am 8.2 to 8.4 pounds as I wouldn't hold Perfectly still this past week
I am 2 years and 2 months old.
My history:
My mom got me from a ditz backyard breeder before she knew any better.

[She only learned the important stuff from being a member on YT} I was her surprise blessing. At first she thought she made a mistake getting a 14 week old puppy, she is so OLD she didn't know if she could keep up. LOL, but I've got her in training and limbering her up so she can MOVE even tho she is so OLD}
I DO run the household and she and daddyman are at my beck and call. BUT, in my defense am a really great doggie. I caught a mouse in her sewing room and shook its little liver out, almost, then I throw up as Mommy said I probably gave myself a concusion.
Last week I found a Red and Black SNAKE next to our backdoor steps, but Mommy stomped and screamed my name and wouldn't let me attack it as she thought it was poisonous but daddy assured her those kind EAT rodents and Rattle Snakes. I've never seen a rattle snake nor has mommy at this house, but ya never know!!! {Sshush, heres hoping but don't tell her that}
Anyway I'm Not ever going to be a BIG TeaPot but I think I qualify for the little Teapot status. SOOOOOOOOOO, your highness extreme potentate of the Teapot Club and Secret Society, Pllllleeeassse consider my application even tho my mommie has a 'smart phone' she doesn't know how to get the pictures off of it to the computer. Like I said she is Really OLD, but I LOVE her anyway and she takes such Great care of me, I just hope she doesn't go before I do as whoelse is going to cook for me and give me baths between the groomer visits and give me all those treats and buy me dozens and dozens and dozens of toys. Ok, if I say extra pretty please can you at least consider me without a pic till I get someone to train her?????
My mostest sincere thank you for reading about me.
ps: in mommies defense, she read allllll 1,037 posts, 70 pages of this thread till she was blearry and crosseyed.

09-18-2016, 06:32 PM	#1038
buddybear YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: prescott valley az usa Posts: 1,232	Application to be a Teapot Dearest Your High and Mighty Exalted ones of the Teapot and Secret Society... My Name is Buddybear I am 8.2 to 8.4 pounds as I wouldn't hold Perfectly still this past week I am 2 years and 2 months old. My history: My mom got me from a ditz backyard breeder before she knew any better. [She only learned the important stuff from being a member on YT} I was her surprise blessing. At first she thought she made a mistake getting a 14 week old puppy, she is so OLD she didn't know if she could keep up. LOL, but I've got her in training and limbering her up so she can MOVE even tho she is so OLD} I DO run the household and she and daddyman are at my beck and call. BUT, in my defense am a really great doggie. I caught a mouse in her sewing room and shook its little liver out, almost, then I throw up as Mommy said I probably gave myself a concusion. Last week I found a Red and Black SNAKE next to our backdoor steps, but Mommy stomped and screamed my name and wouldn't let me attack it as she thought it was poisonous but daddy assured her those kind EAT rodents and Rattle Snakes. I've never seen a rattle snake nor has mommy at this house, but ya never know!!! {Sshush, heres hoping but don't tell her that} Anyway I'm Not ever going to be a BIG TeaPot but I think I qualify for the little Teapot status. SOOOOOOOOOO, your highness extreme potentate of the Teapot Club and Secret Society, Pllllleeeassse consider my application even tho my mommie has a 'smart phone' she doesn't know how to get the pictures off of it to the computer. Like I said she is Really OLD, but I LOVE her anyway and she takes such Great care of me, I just hope she doesn't go before I do as whoelse is going to cook for me and give me baths between the groomer visits and give me all those treats and buy me dozens and dozens and dozens of toys. Ok, if I say extra pretty please can you at least consider me without a pic till I get someone to train her????? My mostest sincere thank you for reading about me. ps: in mommies defense, she read allllll 1,037 posts, 70 pages of this thread till she was blearry and crosseyed. __________________ Jennifer + Buddybear: Last edited by buddybear; 09-18-2016 at 06:34 PM.