[fauna]

Originally Posted by matese

If I like it, it’s mine.
If I saw it first, it’s mine.
If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine.
If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
If it looks like mine. It’s mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
If you have something and put it down, it’s mine.
If I chew something up, all of the piece’s are mine.
If it use to be yours, get over it.
If it’s broken, it’s yours.

Basically, everything you own is mine. Hahaha! Bosses be like...