i had a hard time going back to it my self.. i typed a few of them for ya all. basically the ones that mostly pertained to me.
you might be a true pet lover if.....
*your vet gives you christmas presents.
*the manager of your local pet supermarket knows you by your first name.
*you try to wear clothingthat will blend with your pet's hair.
*you make more trips to the groomer than to the barber/beautician.
*you are more interested in the ingredients of your pet's food than your own dinner.
*you sign your correspondence with your pet's name.
*you get a babysitter for your kids but take your pet with you.
*you insist on correcting people who mis-pronounce you pet's name.
*your pet dresses better than you do.
*your pet has more beauty supplies than you do.
*you have a special site dedicated to you pet with tons of pictures.
*frosty paws has replaced low-fat ice-cream in your freezer.
*when you get home, you greet your dog first..then your husband.
*your pet has better health insurance than you .
*you buy a car/truck to meet hte needs of your dog.
*you have a birthday party for your pet.
*you demand custody of the pet int he divorce settlement.you have doggie
*stairs by each of your beds so the little fellow can get into the bed whenever he wants-even if you aren't there to help him up.
*you have all the latest dog toys before your local pet store does.