Hey Teri, it's me Simon Samuel! You know my life was going really well, I had all the food, all the soccer balls, all the blankets then mom brought home this little muppet who likes to chew on my head, steal my toys, take all the treats, and yell at me. After a year and a half you would think she would leave me alone but noooooooo. And she likes to wear clothes so then mom thinks I need to wear clothes, it's an endless cycle of torture living with 2 girls, I'm just waiting for mom to try to do something stupid with my hair, then she's gonna get it.
I think your offer is fantastic but I think mama would be sad (I don't know why but she would). And I think I might miss giving the little muppet kisses every morning and making fun of her when she wears clothes. Even though she is much too bossy and sometimes mean I think I love her.
Let me think about it for awhile, I'll get back to you! Love, Simon |