Mario does actually shut cabinet doors and the garage door when they are left open....sometimes while we are still in the garage. At least he can't lock us out
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Other than that, he stirs up dust by running like lightning through the house...he calls that dusting the carpet.
He tries to prevent me from making up the bed by fighting and biting the covers while I work....he calls that helping me relax and not worry so much about tidiness.
He takes all his toys out of their storage area and leaves them all over the whole house on a daily bases.....he calls that decorating.
He drips water or spills water out of his water bowl in the kitchen....he calls that pre-soaking any spots on the floor.
Man, upon detailed review....Mario needs a raise!!!