Seriously

See that clown on the right riding a bike, that's my hubby

That's a pic from the St. Patty's parade here last year. The one this year is on the 18th; nothing like drinking green beer at 10 in the morning

He says he likes dressing up 'cause
no one knows who you really are and the women and children
love you. I suspect he added children to that description for my benefit