Total freedom to chew and tear up any and all paper.
MORE chicken jerky every day ( whats with this puny 1/2 -1 piece per day???)
MORE playtime in my backyard plus laptime out in the sunshine.
Hold my bully stick so I can chew more easily.
Teleport me to the park so I don't have to ride in the car.
Make daddyman sit at my beck and call so I can get his body heat and cushy lap.
I want Sadie to come play.
Take away allllll the yucky dry Expensive dog food, as I only want fresh sugar snap peas and rotisserie chicken.
I will update this list as I tell mommy.