[SirTeddykins]

Teddy is scared of light fixtures
And barks at them from fright
But he's also scared of darkness
So makes me turn on the light?

Teddy is scared of wind
And barks when it blows him aside
But he doesn't bark at the hair dryer
Cuz he loves for his hair to be dried?

Teddy is scared of boiled eggs
Not the yellow but the white
But he barks at me when I won't share
Something here is not right?

Teddy is scared of his poop
So he does it and runs away
But he always returns to his box
To check it didn't stray?

Teddy is afraid of the vacuum
And screams when it's turned on
But when I put it away
He whines because it's gone?

Teddy gives me gray hair
Wrinkles beneath my eyes
I wouldn't trade my neurotic boy
MOSTLY CUZ NO ONE ELSE WOULD HAVE THIS NUT AND WOULD CHARGE ME FOR THE STRESS HE GAVE THEM WHILST THEY WERE TRYING TO DO A GOOD DEED BY TAKING HIM OFF HIS OWNER FOR A LITTLE R&R!

~dedicated to Sir Rupert Teddykins~