[alaskayorkie]

I only got 11 and I probably won't survive. I shouldn't have disarmed the terrorists and rescued the women, children and Yorkies.

But seriously: If a dog is attacking me, I'm going to fight back. Experts say you're supposed to fight back if a 200 pound black bear attacks but roll into a ball if a 1,000-pound grizzly attacks. And if the grizzly keeps attacking, then you're supposed to fight back.

Besides, I'd feel silly rolling into the fetal position the next time Eddie bites my pants leg.