....how many mistakes she made?
Bf saw her first. "Cute pup" we said. "Awww, a frenchie!"
She insisted we hold her. We asked how old. "10 weeks".
We said "Oh we want a frenchie but they're so expensive."
Her: "Yeah, she was 4...." as in thousand.
Me: "OMG"
Her: "Yeah but we financed her. So she's like another car payment."
Me: "Oh where did you get her?"
Her: "Petland. But she has a pedigree, that's why she was so much. And she's half frenchie and half Boston, that's why she's smaller."
Now I was SO holding my tongue. What could I do? so I just said, "Aww she looks tired. She's falling asleep?"
Her: "Yeah we just came back from the park."

Then the dog farted and she said "oops she farted" then walked away.