 "Safari Club International" - 50,000 members
The "Safari Club International" (a rather unfortunate misnomer for this group of "Trophy Hunters") has a membership approaching 50,000.
There are just 25,000 wild lions left, so if they all want a "Cecil" then they will have to start hunting in pairs.
If they want Cheetah, only one in ten of them will get to bag one of the remaining 5,000.
If they want a white rhino, then only one in 25 Safari members will get to have one.
If they want a snow leopard, then it will be a real bun-fight, because only one in 250 of these "Safari lovers" will get to shoot one of these animals, before there aren't any more to kill.
So just go out there and get it all over with as quickly as possible. When there are no more "trophies" left to hunt, there will be nothing more to discuss, and you "big strong men" can gloat over how many skins you have hanging on your Walls. Then, you can charge the public to come see them... Call yourselves the "Safari-That-Was" Club. |