Got this in an email, hadn't seen it before....it's cute
>>
>>A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
>>The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find
>>out anyway!"
>>Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set
>>up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We
>>sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
>>from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered
>>that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late
>>to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that
said:
>>
>> You got Male.