Lady Valdemort Bella is lying peacefully on Walter's legs while he is lying on the floor playing a video game, and we have the following conversation:
Me: Isn't it nice when Bella lies on your legs?
Walter: Ssssshhhh. She's listening. Don't say her name or she'll get up.
Me: Isn't it nice when She Who Must Not Be Named is lying on your legs?
Walter: Lady Valdemort?
Me: *hysterical laughter*
Bella gets up and starts licking my face.
Me: We should have named her Lady Valdemort. *more laughter*
Walter rolls his eye and goes back to his video game.
Last edited by pstinard; 05-15-2015 at 06:04 PM.
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