Thread: Lady Valdemort
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Old 05-15-2015, 06:01 PM   #1
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Default Lady Valdemort

Bella is lying peacefully on Walter's legs while he is lying on the floor playing a video game, and we have the following conversation:

Me: Isn't it nice when Bella lies on your legs?

Walter: Ssssshhhh. She's listening. Don't say her name or she'll get up.

Me: Isn't it nice when She Who Must Not Be Named is lying on your legs?

Walter: Lady Valdemort?

Me: *hysterical laughter*

Bella gets up and starts licking my face.

Me: We should have named her Lady Valdemort. *more laughter*

Walter rolls his eye and goes back to his video game.

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