SOmeone gave my last pup a really small braided pizzle stick and she loved it.
One night we had neighbors over and I was in the kitchen making drinks while they played with the puppy. I came back and my neighbor had stuck one end of the pizzle stick in his mouth and was playing tug of war with her on the other end. I asked him... "Um Wayne- you do know she has chewed on both ends of that thing right?"
He said "no worries- Her breath still smells like puppy- she has a clean little mouth!"
I took a minute to digest this.
Then I said "Um Wayne...you do know that is a pizzle stick right?"
He said "Yeah that's like braided cowhide right?" ( And proceeded to put the pizzle BACK in his mouth AGAIN.)
After squirming uncomfortably for a few seconds
I just threw it out there. "Wayne you have a dried up bull penis in your mouth" ( the conversation in the room went dead silent)
He projectile spat that pizzle stick across the room!
His wife, My Husband and I laughed so hard I think tinkled myself a little.
And the moral to that story is:
One yorkie Puppy= $1500
One pizzle stick = $2
The looks on my neighbors face when he realized what he was chewing on=PRICELESS!
But Even though she loved the pizzle stick- i agree the thought my my little girl chewing on a dried up winkie-woo ...Eeeewww!