The momma and I heard a large truck out in front of our house and seconds later a knock at the door . . .
We was so Very exciting . The momma says . . Hey Ruby there's your BOX.
I was all wiggles with a big grin jumping for joy when momma opened the door. I even got to see this Hotty in the big brown truck momma gets all "Ew-la-la" like a teen age girl walking down the driveway and I got even more excited. I was like hurry up and open the door, she did and I was like Yay It was finally here, the waiting is over. I get prezzies and our SB will finally be reveled. But than I thought, No I'm not ready. Mom hurry start my bath.
Well that Brown box was a
blue bag. I asked the momma "Wth, what gives". She was just as confused as I was. It seems as if the momma forgot about an order she placed.

Hmm...I don't know who this American Eagle dude is but he is so on my s**t list. This is serious SB business and I is not happy. Really did the daddy really need new jeans.