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SirTeddykins · 04-28-2015, 08:53 PM

You jump onto my stomach when I have a mouth full of coffee, even if you are only 4 lbs..

I yawn and you stick your tongue in my mouth..dude, no..

I defend you against the tirade the hubby goes on when you've chewed something of value to him and you thank me by lifting your leg to mark the house...in front of ranting hubby..

You bark shrilly at the very threatening soccer ball in the hallway...for EIGHT hours..

I try to sound professional when I am on the phone with the dentist or the eye doctor or the bank or the school and you try to join in the conversation by biting my feet when I don't acknowledge you and your favorite toy monkey...

You hide my favorite sock underneath the TV stand...you're 9 inches tall - I'm not..

You harass the cat to distraction, act like the victim and when I blame him for your misdeeds you thank me for defending you by stealing all of his food when neither of us are looking..

You fart when people tell me how beautiful and well behaved you are..

I could go all day but I'd be interested to know what's 'not cool' about everyone else's pet so I don't feel so bad about my boy..haha!

04-28-2015, 08:53 PM	#1
SirTeddykins aka ♥SquishyFace♥ Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: n/a Posts: 1,875	Teddy, you're aweseomesauce but it's not cool when: You jump onto my stomach when I have a mouth full of coffee, even if you are only 4 lbs.. I yawn and you stick your tongue in my mouth..dude, no.. I defend you against the tirade the hubby goes on when you've chewed something of value to him and you thank me by lifting your leg to mark the house...in front of ranting hubby.. You bark shrilly at the very threatening soccer ball in the hallway...for EIGHT hours.. I try to sound professional when I am on the phone with the dentist or the eye doctor or the bank or the school and you try to join in the conversation by biting my feet when I don't acknowledge you and your favorite toy monkey... You hide my favorite sock underneath the TV stand...you're 9 inches tall - I'm not.. You harass the cat to distraction, act like the victim and when I blame him for your misdeeds you thank me for defending you by stealing all of his food when neither of us are looking.. You fart when people tell me how beautiful and well behaved you are.. I could go all day but I'd be interested to know what's 'not cool' about everyone else's pet so I don't feel so bad about my boy..haha!