Well, I doused him with vegetable oil first and then used a bunch of peanut butter and pasted it all over him. That seemed to ease his anxiety a lot cause he had something to do , lol. Then I blow dried to make it all warm and ran some warm water til it was a few inches deep and started combing. It refused to come out of the longer hair so I proceeded to chop chop chop it off. And then I combed some more. He never even tried to bite me once. I did all that until he started getting impatient and barking at me. Then I shampoos like crazy and conditioned and rinsed and right when he was looking beautiful and fluffy, I used my other hand to fluff his head a bit and realized I hadn't gotten all the oil off my hand. So now he looks like a grease ball again. That's ok. I'll wash him again tomorrow. He's had enough for tonight. But all of the sap is out from his toes and he doesn't hate me! Yay!
