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Some years back, my grandmother would have cans of corn beef hash in the pantry, On the shelf below she kept cans of dog food. One Saturday she had to work. She cooked my grandfather's dinner the night before and left it in frig. she left him a note on the kitchen table reminding him of his dinner. When she came home she saw my grandfather had not eaten what she had prepared for him, she asked him why he hadn't eaten, he said he felt like having corn beef and ate that instead, my grandmother said there was no corn beef in the pantry, he said yes there was one can with no label, she said you stupid A@@, you ate the dog food lol, he said well it tasted good lol.
I never let him forget that lol.