Hee hee....you're all BRILLIANT!!!!
Harry's letter:
Dear Mummy,
I love you so, so much...but I hate that you keep trying to force me into those yucky, girly clothes - STOP IT please, I'm plenty warm enough.
And I hate that you keep grabbing me and picking me up and kissing me all over my face and nibbling on the chewy bits on my body...that's GOT TO STOP - it isn't normal
And you've GOT to let me lick those grand-kids feet/hands/faces....they smear them with peanut butter especially for me - OKAY?!!!!?
It's all part of the plan....
Love and big licky kisses, Harry xxx
Dear Daddy,
I love you even more - think it's maybe time you got rid of that woman?
YOU allow me to take up 2/3 of the bed without even shoving me over a little bit....YOU brush me really, really gently....YOU do my shower on just the right temperature....YOU throw the ball just right down the stairs (mummy always hits the door-frame and bounces it off the TV
!!!).
Love and HUGE licky kisses, Harry (your favourite son
) xxx