Dear mom/dad/bully sister/furless brother.
Mom- when are you going to start eating meat and dairy products again? It's been months! And I miss you slipping me pieces of chicken and cheese when you've gotten full.
Dad- ur just a visitor , the woman is mine. The sooner you understand that the better off it'll be for you. Got it?
Bully sister- why do you have such bad gas? You're a disgrace to the caninekind
Furless brother- stop trying to get me to come into your room and play video games. It's not going to happen. Your room is the pit of doom and Mom would never be able to find me.
Disdainfully yours,
Rasta
P.S. you peons should know that you are very fortunate to be blessed with my presence. |