Dear Mommy,
I wish Grandma would be nicer and stop making me stay with your grandma. I love destroying stuff here and I don't mean to have accidents! I love your belly rubs but I think we need a bigger bed cuz you're always in my way! I love you and Grandpa very much and thanks for all the toys I'm allowed to eat! Oh and I won't quit my guard cat career on the back of the couch sorry.
Love Teddy |