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Originally Posted by Yorkiemom1

I used to work with a male nurse that was also into rock and roll ....had a band that played locally....nothing he could make a living at, but he was having a ball.... He used to bring all the industry magazines to work to read during his breaks...he had one there that had TONS of guitars of every brand and description, pictured and all about them.....and in the back of the magazine, there were all kinds of advertisements for all the "necessary items" your rock-n-roll star needs.

Included in those necessities, were these "appliances" the rock-n-roll star could insert into the front of his pants, so he would look like a BULL! They had all these pics of these things.......all different sizes, they looked realistic when tucked into those tight fitting jeans or skin tight leather pants......I was absolutely stunned and amazed.....I have been rather sheltered and did not really know, nor was I actually interested in, learning about such appliances.....but I have never forgotten how repulsive and stupid that seems to me....and then, coupled with all the crotch grabbing and actaully extensive holding onto their "packages" during almost the entire song, I wonder if maybe it could be because that appliance is falling down the leg of those pants and they have to grab onto it and hold it in place....pants are all baggy and slouchy now, so there is not much to keep that "package" tucked into their slouchy, "crotch to the knees" pants!

OMG lol that is too funny. Thanks for the belly laugh, I needed this.