This is so wrong of me BUT one the lady's I work with wellll english is not really a strong point for her lol so I am guessing

when she types words she spells them the way she says them?!?!?!?! So I came across this file with all these notes about "HARDs**t" umm excuse me???? Finally I had to ask umm what is this word... she said you know the program "hards**t" where states help people that have "hards**ts" due to not having a job... OOOOH YOU MEAN HARDSHIP!!!!!
My tongue still hurts from biting it to keep from laughing