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Originally Posted by docmartin  Everything is back to normal, as I've stated above she's not returned to this behavior since. I reckon our little terrier gets fed up with being treated like a cuddly toy all the time by 'she who must be obeyed'. Eventually seeking a quiet little haven, a place to avoid all the slobbering and baby talk etc, just wanting to be herself for a time of repose and privacy. Then along comes PC Dad to see if all is well so he got a warning for his trouble too! My wife has just returned from 7 weeks with her first and brand new grand daughter. So she could be suffering withdrawl symptoms and poor Crystal is a substitute offering for obtuse renderings of slob-a-lob etc etc!  |
Ah, well, glad to learn all is now well.
Psychology refers to "slob-a-lob" as "motherese" which refers to the high pitched baby talk that women use with infants and animals. This type of discourse has been shown to improve the cognition and languages skills of infants. Therefore, it is glaringly apparent to me that your wife is merely preparing your dog for university!
You must thank her now with fine wine and chocolate
