LOL!!! Believe me, I've had my moments, too.....
The most embarrassing, when he was a pup, I had never had a male dog before. Well when I first got him he didn't have "balls" - I guess they hadn't dropped yet? haha... well one day, I suddenly noticed something new on him and thought he had a tumor growing out near his butt hole!!
I was like WTF is this?! Thank god I didn't take him to the vet. I think I googled or looked here on YT
