These are all so fuNNy! And it just reminded me of a joke my dad pulled on me when I was about 10 years old.
We were living in Japan where there are cocroaches that has wings and fly (only for a short distance). To this day I have roachphobia...
So dad calls me over and says he caught one and has his hand cupped together. He opened it up a little bit so I can peek in and see there is one in there. I'm already freaked out that my dad would actually hold one! Then he pops it in his mouth and starts munching it with a cracking sound! I cried and cried so horrified that MY DAD ATE A ROACH!
Then he showed me what he did. It was an almond! It took me a long time to forgive him but now I'm thinking of tricking my neices and nephews! Good Gosh~Dad gave me the Evil Gene! |