is there a keg in your pants?
um no why?
Cuz i wanna tap that a**.
LoL i know its kinda vulgar, but i love it! someone used that on me in highschool and ive never forgotten it.
and my geeky bf used this one on me once trying to get brownie points:
Hey do u have a quarter?
aw no sorry i dont have any change.
well thats a shame because my mom told me to call her when i find the girl of my dreams. [NERD ALERT!!!]
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