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A dog goes in to the bank to get a loan. He is shown into the office of the loan officer, Ms. Patty Whack. She explains to the dog that he needs some kind of collateral. the dog takes out a little statue and says this is the most expensive thing he owns. Patty looks at it, but can't decide if she can use it. So, she takes it to her boss, who says (groan) "It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the dog a loan" |